I kind of want to see Disney princesses as cheese.
I was doing actual work and I put it on hold to draw this thing.
Snow White: Snow White Cheddar. An easy pick, since there is literally a cheese named after Snow White, a pure white goat cheddar. Also, both versions of Snow White get moldy really fast and are covered in a thick layer of cheesecloth.
Belle: Brie. Generically French, and fairly pretty, goes well with rose. Coveted by the most manly of men, you can often stab a thick cracker right through it.
Jasmine: String Cheese. A specific kind of string cheese, made in many Middle Eastern countries and speckled with black nigella seeds. This cheese is often found in the company of homeless men.
Cinderella: Ash-Ripened Goat. On the outside, covered in ash, but very soft and delicate inside. Unlike the princess, though, this cheese tends to favor more practical footwear.
Tiana: Bella Vitano. A classic European style cheese, but thoroughly American in its execution. Both are filled with protein crystals and small, delicate holes.
Ariel: Taleggio. A soft cheese that’s been washed in seawater on its rind, giving it a bright red-orange hue on the outside. Also, taleggio has a wonderful voice but never lives up to its father’s expectations.