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kissing death and losing my breath: roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess...

yamino:

roachpatrol:

Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.

Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like ‘you’re our prisoner’ and ‘where are you going, you’re stuck here’ and ‘are you trying to meet your prince? he won’t ever get up THIS high’ and ‘get back inside before I get mad’. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around. And the thing is all the guards are expecting the hero to be battling his way up, and all this one wimpy little guard at the top is posted to your room for is to push you back into your room, so you can smash him over the head because he’s just not expecting it, and then steal his weapons. And after that you find that the guards are always bigger and stronger than you—and they get bigger and stronger every level down—but you can generally manage to get the first shot in because they’re waiting for the hero, and you’re the princess. And maybe there’s puzzles and stuff too, but you have to solve them backwards, working your way along from end to start, because they’re all set up for the hero. And when you get the bottom and you have the fight of your life because the guards are massed up waiting for the hero, tons of them with awesome weapons and armor and spells and you think it’s the boss battle, but when they’re all dead and the final ground-level door is free to open the credits don’t roll.  And you realize there must be one more fight outside the doors, too, before you’re free, so you equip the best armor and weapons and potions you can find and go outside and you fight this one huge lone badass man on a badass horse in the sunlight. Then he’s finally defeated, and lying in the grass, and his horse is yours, and the credits still aren’t rolling. And you look at his corpse and you see he’s got a locket on, and in that locket is a picture of your face. 

And then you realize that that was the hero. 

And then the credits roll. 

I know it’s not exactly what you’re looking for, but Mighty Jill Off is a game starring a lesbian knight forced to climb up a tower after her Queen kicks her down it as punishment.

!!!! I need to play these games.

likeafieldmouse:

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mylittlenestofvipers:

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eatsleepdraw:

Singularity 1

Ballpoint pen, watercolor, markers, charcoal on watercolor paper

2013

deaf-not-blind:

queer-fish:

 firewishing said: I have all the first season and second seasons. I may of torrented it from the pirate bay

 

I started to do that, but it was taking sooooo loooooong, and I didn’t *really* want all those on my computer. I may wind up doing it, though, just for quality’s sake. Cos ewwwwwwwww, internet quality. 

1channel bro.

<3

 firewishing said: I have all the first season and second seasons. I may of torrented it from the pirate bay

I started to do that, but it was taking sooooo loooooong, and I didn’t *really* want all those on my computer. I may wind up doing it, though, just for quality’s sake. Cos ewwwwwwwww, internet quality. 

have I told you about having a boyfriend? like, a nice one that talks to me and tells me nice things and actively enjoys my company? because man, that’s WEIRD SHIT. he’s STILL DOING IT, too, after ALL THESE MONTHS. I’m so impressed! I don’t even know how to deal with this level of niceness.

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time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

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you are so beautiful. thank you!!!!!!!

efflyafterdark:

Folklore time; Dullahan are Irish spirits who ride black horses and carry their own severed heads along with whips made of human spines. 

… I wanted to draw a female one :P

GAME OF THRONES

WHERE ARE YOU ALL ILLEGALLY WATCHING IT? I’ve seen the first episode, and I want mooooore. But I haven’t the first idea on how to find this stuff. 

Help!??!?!?!?!!?

efflyafterdark:

I missed Draw A Centaur Day! SWEET CRUNCHY TROUSERS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. Here’s a belated pic; I could have done one of my usual cutesy bare-boobied centaurettes, but nooo, for whatever reason, a sad, bondage-bridled boyhorse called out (whinnied?) to me, this time.

Buuut, there’s some cute chubness as well to make up for it. You have Kate to thank for that <3

HAPPY BELATED DRAW-A-CENTAUR-DAY!

That bottom one is one of the most adorable centaurs ever.

efflyafterdark:

Well. I’ve drawn homoerotic centaurs and now, sapphic sphynxes … Next I’ll be doing bisexual satyrs, I suppose?

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