Photo 25 Jan 3,022 notes boogerbrains:

wtfevolution:

The geoduck (pronounced “gooey-duck”) is native to the Pacific Northwest United States. It’s the largest burrowing clam in the world and can live for more than 150 years. There is nothing funny about it. 

Except that it’s the mascot for Evergreen State. Which is hilarious.
The Geoduck fight song (www.evergreen.edu/athletics):
Go, Geoducks, GoThrough the mud and the sand,Let’s go.Siphon high, squirt it out,Swivel all about,Let it all hang out.
Go, Geoducks, GoStretch your necks whenThe tideIs lowSiphon high, squirt it out,Swivel all about,Let it all hang out.
Obviously, I chose the WRONG state college to attend. I guess there’s always grad school.

boogerbrains:

wtfevolution:

The geoduck (pronounced “gooey-duck”) is native to the Pacific Northwest United States. It’s the largest burrowing clam in the world and can live for more than 150 years. There is nothing funny about it. 

Except that it’s the mascot for Evergreen State. Which is hilarious.

The Geoduck fight song (www.evergreen.edu/athletics):

Go, Geoducks, Go
Through the mud and the sand,
Let’s go.
Siphon high, squirt it out,
Swivel all about,
Let it all hang out.

Go, Geoducks, Go
Stretch your necks when
The tide
Is low
Siphon high, squirt it out,
Swivel all about,
Let it all hang out.

Obviously, I chose the WRONG state college to attend. I guess there’s always grad school.

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